Monday, 19 February 2018

Chardonnay's Tutu R#n

Chardonnay HHH (CH3)

Run No.1065 Thursday 22nd February 2018

Location: 65 Elwick Road, Glenorchy (click on this link for directions)

Mandatory Theme – Tutu’s

The Hare: Snyphillis and Drawbridge has been nominated to do the r#n report}

Cost: $15 – Food Provided –  Bring Ya Own drinks

Time: 6:30pm for the 6:31pm start.


Pussy Galore’s Hash Trash is attached for your optional usage


To view the Chardonnay H3 photos that sometimes didn’t make it into the trash:

Click here: Chardonnay's Album Archive on Google photos

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Sunday, 11 February 2018

Chardonnay's 19th hole r#n

Run No.1064 Thursday 15th February 2018

Location: Kingston Beach Golf Club (click on this link for directions)

The Hares: Cant R#n (& Argue) and Clearfell has been nominated to do the r#n report}

Cost: $15 – Food Provided –  Buy Ya Own drinks

Time: 6:30pm for the 6:31pm start.

Monday, 5 February 2018

Chardonnay's Johnny's Beach Party

Run No.1063 Thursday 8th February 2018

Location: Bellerive Beach BBQ area – opposite the Fish Bar (click on this link for directions)

The Hares: Johnny F#ckacarcus {and Dyke has been nominated to do the r#n report}

Cost: $15 – Food Provided –  Bring Ya Own drinks

Time: 6:30pm for the 6:31pm start.

Tuesday, 30 January 2018

Chardonnay's New Cummittee's 1st r#n

Run No.1062 Thursday 1st February 2018

Location: Conara Road Reserve, Montague Bay (click on this link for directions)

The Hares: Soft Cock {and Trust Me has been nominated to do the r#n report}

Cost: $15 – Food Provided –  Bring Ya Own drinks

Time: 6:30pm for the 6:31pm start.

Monday, 22 January 2018

Chardonnay's AGPU

Theme: Green & Gold

Run No.1061 Thursday 25th January 2018

Location: TCA Club Rooms, Queens Domain (click on this link for directions)

The Hares: JM’s Twinkle Toes & Lone Arranger {and Fawlty has been nominated to do the r#n report}

Cost: $20

Friday, 25 January 2013

Chardonnay Mismanagement 2018

Grand Master - Trust Me
Joint Masters - Grease Nipple and Captain Condom
On Sec - Pussy Galore
Hash Cash - Pork Sword and Scary Eyeball
Hash Hops - Cant Run and Jaffa
Tucker F*ckers - Morticia, Pole Dancer and Snack Bar
Hash Lips - In The Raw and Xena
Trailmaster - Johnny Fuckacarcass
Hash Flash - That Prick Over There
Hash Horn - Maximus

Monday, 28 February 2011

Chardonnay's Iconic 2011 Nash Hash Run

The Chardonnay team has successfully completed there Iconic Nash Hash Run. With the assistance of Chris Miss, Hamburglar, Softy, A Bit Of This, Psycho, Red Dress, Prickit, Goblet, That Prick Over There, Dirty Dero Dave, Jack Sh#t, Nuetron Piss, Top Dek, Aa Soo, Pullit, Grass Roots, Arse Cutter, Magpie, Scrotum and Dodi this Nash Hash Run did the Chardonnay Club extremely proud.

All members of this team performed the allocated tasks in a positive and a helpful manner and all visitors were very satisfied. With Cameo performances from Herr Flick and Grizzly during the lip sessions the day went of without a blemish.

I would like to personally and publicly thank all of the above mentioned hashers for their endevors on the day. I would also like to that the support that was provided from the Nash Hash Organising Committee. Chardonnay is a great club and the traditions that Chardonnay has developed need to be preserved and were clearly a stand out during the Lip Session.

Thank You

On On Captain Condom

Thursday, 21 May 2009


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Saturday, 1 March 2008


1000 runs
900 runs Captain Condom, Crusha
800 runs Can't Stop, Herr Flick, Snack Bar, Growler
700 runs Portholes, Trust Me, Prick It,
600 runs Pee Wee, Goblet, Pole Dancer, Red Dress, Scrotum, Pork Sword,
500 runs Dirty Dero Dave, Swallow, Spoof, Hands On Big Hairy Balls, Neutron Piss, Satin
450 runs Banger Dan, Chris Miss, Jack Sh!t, Grizzly, Lone Arranger,
Softy, Cereal Box,
400 runs Hamburglar, Argue, Buddha, Drawbridge, TopDek,
350 runs Wee Bev, Nancy Boy,
300 runs Pullit, Psycho Sally,  Dodi, Zero, Bloody Mary Just Once, Tit's A Plenty, Brazilian, Morticia,TPOT
250 runs Sticky Mickey, Sweet Cheeks, Bucket, Arse Cutter, Twinkle Toes, Yeti, Clearfell,
200 runs  Yes Please, Thunderbox, Chockablock, Wet n Wobbly, Back Alley, Third Time Lucky, Hi Ho, Cumming Soon, Grass Roots, Krankcase, Scary Eyeball
150 runs Wrinkle, Tits Up, Eager, Barbie's Chatterbox, Smallgoods, Milky Bar, Mt Carmel, Fawlty, Dog Sh!t, Sweet FA, Cant Run, Dyke, In The Raw, Blood Sucking Bitch, Arsenist, A Bit of This,
100 runs  Centrefold, Ribald, Rootless, Dirty Patti, Thrillseeker, Sh!t Loads, Sugar Babe, Tight Spot, Short Circuit, Snyphilis, Grease Nipple,
50 runs Vegie, Mortein, Souvenir, Defurred, Gap Filler, Sonar, Aa Soo, Discount, Arse About, Magpie, Derbs,  Jim Beam, Didn't Do It, Spread Easy,   KKK, Splash Back, Love Shack, Azaria, Bugger Off, Geeveston Fanny, Love Shack,  Rootarua, Johnny Fuckacarcus, Jaffa, Sure Can,

If you know of other Achievements make a comment and we will adjust as soon as possible.

Thursday, 1 November 2007

Committee Position Guidelines

Grand Master - This is a Honourary position and should be given in recognition of the contribution that this person has made to Chardonnay. The Grand Master is the figurehead of the club and only guides the JMs if necessary.

A GM should be a Chardonnay hasher who has achieved over 200 runs and has been active over the previous year.

Joint Masters - These two hashers are responsible for running the club for the following year and selecting the incumming committee. These hashers are responsible for organising , the Highland Fling, Christmas Run, The AGPU and other major milestone runs.

On Sec - This hasher is responsible for the weekly production of the Hash Trash, either by electronic or printed production.

Hash Cash - This Hasher has the responsibility of collecting monies from Hashers on a weekly basis. This Hasher also pays the bills, food, grog etc. All monies going in and out are to be accounted for. This Hasher also keeps tabs on run numbers, individually, for the club and badging. Badges are then given to the Grand Master to present when milestones are achieved.

Hash Lips - These people are responsible for running the Hash Circle. They highlight events on the run or humourous events involving hashers during the week. They are to be mindful of Chardonnay tradition and insist that all skols should be of cheap wine and the black box should be in use for milestones and major misdemeanours. Above all else they should make us laugh and sing, and should be given respect during the Hash Circle.

Trail Master - This Hasher is responsible for the organising of hares for weekly runs. This Hasher should also ensure that the hasher setting the run knows what they are doing. It is not acceptable just to organise who sets the run. One should consider varied terrain to run in, and using experienced Hares to help guide newer members when setting runs. The setting of a good trail is the most important part of a Hash event.

Hash Horn - Is about being loud on the run so that the slower runners can hash and catch up. The Horn should not be squeezed when not on trail. This hasher should not hash, but try to stay near the middle of the pack so that others may benefit from sounding of the horn.

Hash Flash - This Hasher has the responsibility of taking photos of hash activities during the run and the lip session, later uploading them to Chardonnay's Picasa web albums.

Web Wanker - Is responsible for the maintaining of Chardonnay Web activities, posting of photo's for Web access. Current Web activities are Facebook Group and Chardonnay Blog.