Blue Moon takeover of Chardonnay R#n

Thursday 31st of December - New Years Eve (cum & watch the fireworks).

Blue Moon Theme: (you must wear something BLUE)

Hare: Wee Bev - CH3 - R#n No. 607

Location - Click this link for directions: 21 Victoria Esplanade Bellerive

Time: 6:30pm

Cost: $20 - Badge R#n - Piss Stops - Gourmet Food & Supper Provided & BYO Drinks

Note: if you intend staying for the fireworks please park facing the river as there will be lots & lots non-hashers that will be arriving later to view the fireworks.

Chardonnay's Cheapo Xmas R#n

R#n No. 606 - Thursday 24th of December

Hare: Captain Crissmiss

Location - Click this link for directions: Princess Park, Battery Point

Time: 6:30pm

Cost: $5 - B Y O Food & Drinks (BBQ for you to cook on - will be provided)

Facebook

Chardonnay is now available on Facebook. Facebook users just search groups for "Chardonnay Hash House Harriers CH3" There are some great photo's already available to see on Facebook with many member already part of this Facebook Group.

A guide to setting a Hash run

Your esteemed Trailmaster, has decreed that Hares should aim to set runs that last for about 45 minutes. Most Hash runners can cover between 6 & 8 kilometres over a period of 45 minutes. Chardonnay Hash runs mostly around the streets so it is easy to drive over your proposed trail in a car to ascertain the approximate length of the run.

The running capabilities of the membership of Chardonnay varies from good to plodders to walkers. Setting a run for such a diverse group requires the Hares to give consideration to all Hounds. If you are intending to set a hard run, the use of a get out point or perhaps a separate inward trail for the walkers, should be considered.

Here are some suggestions for Hares when setting runs.

1/ Know where you are going before you set out

Reconnoiter the run before the run day to make the run as interesting and trouble free as possible. Try to avoid taking the trail up a hill just for the sake of it.

2/ Clearly mark the trail

Use the Chardonnay arrow to avoid confusion with other clubs.

Don't hide the trail as it is important to give the Hounds a clear trail, properly marked especially when changing directions.

3/ Use Checks & False Trails properly

Hash runs have Checks and False Trails to help keep the pack together. Most Checks should be set in such a way to disadvantage the faster runners and assist the plodders and walkers to keep up. False Trails are the best method of slowing down the fast runners as it brings those fast runners back to the pack.

Checks; the run should restart within 100 metres of the Check sign.

False Trails; go back to the last deviation in the trail and the run should restart within 100 metres of the deviation.

4/ Don't be afraid to ask for assistance

If you are a novice Hare, don't be afraid to ask an experienced Hare to assist in the planning and setting of the run. If you are an experienced Hare ask a new hasher to help you set the run. It can also be beneficial to get back to the On-On site before the run starts. This allows time for you to advise the Hounds of any problems i.e. crossing other trails, and also allow the novice Hare to participate in the run to see what worked and what didn't.

5/ Don't be a smart-arse Hare

If you are going to the trouble of setting a run you want people to follow the run. If you become a smart-arse and make the run too difficult, you not only stuff up your own run but the other members of the club know to avoid your runs in the future.

Surely it is better to strive to be the best Hare, not the biggest idiot.

The attitude of that old saying "stuff-em they are only Hashers" should be avoided.

Aussie Nash Hash 2011 web page

Aussie Nash Hash 2011 web page now up and running (short-cutting, of course). The direct link is www.hhh.asn.au/aussienashhash/

Chardonnay Song

Chardonnay, Hash is great
We run trails till it get's late
With false trails, checks
We try to catch the Hare
We skull wine cause we dont care

Other Clubs, say its a laugh
Chardonnay take it up the ar#e
We all know that its not true
Were all hetro and true blue

H4 and 5 we've hashed there
Chardonnay hashers have no fear
We've fuc##d all their women
And we've buggered all their men
We drank all their beer
And we'll do it all again

Singing of this song is compulsory after all Chardonnay Lip Sessions

Chardonnay 2009-10 Mismanagement Committee

Grand Master - C#nt Stop
Joint Masters - Pole Dancer and Sweet FA
On Sec - Cereal Box
Hash Cash - Arse Cutter and Grass Roots
Hash Hops - Dog Sh#t and Jack Sh#t
Trailmasters - Just Once and Short Circuit
Hash Lips - Chris Miss and Softy
Tucker F#ckers - Argue and Grizzly
Hash Flash - Captain Condom
Haberdasher - Lone Arranger
Hash Horn - Sugar Babe

Posh Hash Details

P.H.U.C.K.E.D.

Posh Hash, Unorthadox Connoisseurs of Eating & Drinking

Committee

Grand Master ---- Nancy Boy - 0407 117 247

Joint Mistress --- Short Circuit - shortcircuit@live.com.au 0408 124 005

Joint Master --- Smallgoods - paul.wignall@bigpond.com 0488 225 274

Posh Starts at 6.30pm for a 7.00pm start on the 1st Friday of each month.Preferred dress is Black Tie and Formal.

Stroll 113 Will be the second Friday of the month, 11th December due to the running of the Bruny Island Ultra Marathon on the weekend of the 4th. Our Hare will be Scrotum, ably assisted by the lovely Cereal Box from as yet undisclosed location. More information to be posted prior to the event. Christmas Theme theme.

POSH HASH , Unorthodox Connoissuers of Eating and Drinking, has established over time and through the work and committment of past comittees and attendees, a fine tradition of providing an environment, slightly removed from the usual Hash event while maintaining the traditional Hash values of laughter, enjoyment of the company of like minded souls and imbibing as one desires. The thing that sets POSH HASH apart is the fact that it is undertaken in formal dress, MEN IN SUITS AND LADIES IN EVENING WEAR, and not a sign of normal hash attire. The traditional Hash spirit is still there but the atmosphere is... POSH . A recent and disturbing trend has emerged where hashers are dressing down, more and more caual attire is showing up at POSH and THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE, a continuation of this trend will see the demise of POSH as it is and as it is meant to be. If you want to spend time with other Hashers in a casual environment, do so, most of us do already but if you want to come to POSH, please make the effort and treat the evening as it is intended. Much has been said recently about the loss of traditions within the greater hash community, disrespect in the circles, throwing of skols instead of treating them as they are intended and of course many many more. Don't let POSH disappear because you can't be bothered to make the effort. Dress properly, enjoy the oportunity to impress your fellow hashers or don't come to POSH, do something else instead.

Please indicate your likely attendance at the next event to either Short Circuit or Smallgoods in order that appropriate arrangements can be made with the restaurants concerned.

Contact Short Circuit or Smallgoods for further details.

Achievements

600 runs


500 runs
Crusher, Captain Condom, Portholes

450 runs
Herr Flick, Dirty Dero Dave, Goblet, C#nt Stop,

400 runs
Growler, Scrotum, Pee Wee, Snack Bar, Satin

350 runs
Swallow

300 runs
Pork Sword, Trust Me, Red Dress, Spoof, Prickit, Pole Dancer,

250 runs
Sticky Mickey, Drawbridge, Banger Dan, Hamburglar

200 runs
Wee Bev, Yes Please, Pullit, Psycho Sally, Thunderbox, Sweet Cheeks, Chockablock, Wet n Wobbly, Back Alley, Bucket, Third Time Lucky, Tit's a Plenty, Zero, Hi Ho, Neutron Piss, Cereal Box, Chris Miss

150 runs
Bloody Mary, Wrinkle, Tits Up, Eager, Barbies Chatterbox, Milky Bar, Mt Carmel, Fawlty, Hands On Big Hairy Balls, Dodi, Nancy Boy, Softy, Yeti, Jack Sh#t, Arse Cutter,

100 runs
A Bit of This, Centrefold, Riabald, Rootless, Dirty Patti, Grass Roots, Dog Sh#t, Sweet FA, Argue, Buddha, Grizzly, Lone Arranger, Thrillseeker, Just Once,

50 runs
Sh#t Loads, Vegie, Souvenir, Defurred, Morticia, Smallgoods, Gap Filler, Tight Spot, Sugar Babe, Sonar

If you know of other Achievements make a comment and we will adjust as soon as possible.

History

Founded on 21st January 1999

How it all happened - the founding of Chardonnay Hash House Harriers.

For a couple of years prior to 1999, a handful of H4 hashers met on a Thursday evening at the offices of Creese and Ransley, 150 Davey Street. We would go for a run mainly through Battery Point, around the wharf area, and up Davey Street back to Scrambles' office.

For some time we had pondered over whether Hobart could support another club that ran midweek, not on the traditional hash Monday night, but nothing further eventuated. Quite often during our run, we would pass Gilbert “Trembles” Leitch walking home to South Hobart, and typically Trembles laid back ridicule upon us Hash Athletes with comments like “bunch of poofters, parading around town, just to get a thirst so you can go back to Ran’s office and suck Chardonnay in the company boardroom”. This was usually replied to with things like “fat bastard” or other subtle references to Trembles' lack of athleticism.

However, Trembles had sown the seed; the idea of another hash club resurfaced and it was agreed that if it got going, Chardonnay Hash House Harriers would be a good name. We decided that the club should be mixed and that Thursday night would be the night. Scrambles booked the Globe Hotel for Thursday 21st January 1999. The word was passed around and the rest is history.

Original Chardonnay Hashers were:
Paul “Pee Wee” Green
Mary “Bloody Mary” Alexander
Steve “Music Man” Mannering
Ben “Dr. Benny” Green
Bob “Pork Sword” Sawdy
Ross “Music Boy” Mannering
Dennis “Scrambles” Ransley
Leanne “Bundy” Koeck
Wayne “Crusher” Hall
Lesley “Satin” Blackburn

History according to Pee Wee


1st Run @ Globe Hotel on 21st January 1999
50th Run @ Hope and Anchor on 9th December 1999
100th Run @ The Good Woman Inn on 24th November 2000
111th Run @ Risdon Brook Dam on 8th February 2001
150th Run @ The Good Woman Inn on 18th October 2001
200th Run @ The Polish Club on 13th September 2002
222nd Run @ Parliment Street Park on 6th February 2003
250th Run @ The Polish Club on 1st August 2003
300th Run @ The Polish Club on 25th June 2004
333rd Run @ Old Coach Road on 3rd February 2005
350th Run @ Golden Valley on 12th June 2005
400th Run @ The Polish Club on 20th April 2006
444th Run @ The Newtown Golf Club on 1st February 2007
450th Run @ The Tasmanian Hockey Centre on 15th March 2007
500th Run @ The Polish Club on 24th January 2008
550th Run @ Lenah Valley Hall on 18th Nov 2008
555th Run @ The Polish Club on 22nd January 2009

April 2001 - Chardonnay Goes Online

Grand Master
1999 Biddy -Token H4 GM who did not attend Chardonnay
2000 Big G - Token H4 GM who did not attend Chardonnay
2001 Hi Ho
2002 Satin
2003 Crusher
2004 Pork Sword
2005 Herr Flick
2006 Portholes
2007 Captain Condom
2008 Growler
2009 C#nt Stop

Joint Masters
1999 Pee Wee & Scrambles
2000 Chockablock & Pork Sword
2001 Bloody Mary & Herr Flick
2002 Rootless & Portholes
2003 Growler & Goblet
2004 Sticky Mickey & Dirty Dero Dave
2005 Spoof & Swallow
2006 Crusha & Yes Please
2007 Prickit & Snack Bar
2008 Trust Me & Red Dress
2009 Sweet FA & Pole Dancer

Hash Cash
1999 Pee Wee
2000 Tiny Tim & others
2001 Neutron Piss & Growler
2002 Bucket & Fawlty
2003 Wee Bev & Herr Flick
2004 Pullit
2005 Prickit
2006 Dirty Dero Dave
2007 Chris Miss & Cereal Box
2008 Yeti & C#nt Stop
2009 Arse Cutter & Grassroots

Hash Lips
1999 Portholes
2000 Stickey Mickey & Barbies Chatterbox
2001 Swallow & Scrotum
2002 Wrinkle & Red Dress
2003 Yes Please & Captain Condom
2004 C#nt Stop & Dodi
2005 Tit's A Plenty & Snack Bar
2006 Herr Flick & Growler
2007 Psycho Sally & Pole Dancer
2008 Dirty Dero Dave & Buddah
2009 Chris Miss & Softy

Trailmaster
1999 Satin
2000 Shitloads
2001 Zero
2002 Feathers
2003 Chockablock
2004 Trust Me
2005 Crusher
2006 C#nt Stop
2007 Scrotum
2008 Tit's A Plenty
2009 Just Once & Short Circuit


On Sec
1999 Pee Wee
2000 Eager
2001 Goblet
2002 Psycho Sally
2003 Wet n Wobbly
2004 Portholes
2005 Captain Condom
2006 Drawbridge & Hands On Big Hairy Balls
2007 Spoof
2008 Arse Cutter
2009 Cereal Box

Hash Horn
1999 Drawbridge
2000 Windscreens & Captain Condom
2001 Captain Condom
2002 Captain Condom
2003 Captain Condom
2004 Pole Dancer
2005 Thunderbox
2006 Hands On Big Hairy Balls
2007 Soft Cock
2008 Smallgoods
2009 Sugarbabe

Hash Flash
2002
2003 Captain Condom
2004 Herr Flick
2005 Captain Condom
2006 Herr Flick
2007 Goblet
2008 Hamburglar
2009 Captain Condom

Tucker F###ers
2006 Sweet Cheeks & Third Time Lucky
2007 Jack Sh!t and Sweet FA
2008 Sweet Cheeks & Third Time Lucky
2009 Argue & grizzly

Haberdasher
2007
2008 Hands On Big Hairy Balls
2009 Lone Arranger

Web Wanker
2001 - 2007 Captain Condom
2008 - 2009 Captain Condom & Grizzly

Committee Position Guidelines

Grand Master - This is a Honourary position and should be given in recognition of the contribution that this person has made to Chardonnay. The Grand Master is the figurehead of the club and only guides the JMs if necessary.

A GM should be a Chardonnay hasher who has achieved over 200 runs and has been active over the previous year.

Joint Masters - These two hashers are responsible for running the club for the following year and selecting the incumming committee. These hashers are responsible for organising , the Highland Fling, Christmas Run, The AGPU and other major milestone runs.

On Sec - This hasher is responsible for the weekly production of the Hash Trash, either by electronic or printed production.

Treasurer - This Hasher has the responsibility of collecting monies from Hashers on a weekly basis. This Hasher also pays the bills, food, grog etc. All monies going in and out are to be accounted for. This Hasher also keeps tabs on run numbers, individually, for the club and badging. Badges are then given to the Grand Master to present when milestones are achieved.

Hash Lips - These people are responsible for running the Hash Circle. They highlight events on the run or humourous events involving hashers during the week. They are to be mindful of Chardonnay tradition and insist that all skols should be of cheap wine and the black box should be in use for milestones and major misdemeanours. Above all else they should make us laugh and sing, and should be given respect during the Hash Circle.

Trail Master - This Hasher is responsible for the organising of hares for weekly runs. This Hasher should also ensure that the hasher setting the run knows what they are doing. It is not acceptable just to organise who sets the run. One should consider varied terrain to run in, and using experienced Hares to help guide newer members when setting runs. The setting of a good trail is the most important part of a Hash event.

Hash Horn - Is about being loud on the run so that the slower runners can hash and catch up. The Horn should not be squeezed when not on trail. This hasher should not hash, but try to stay near the middle of the pack so that others may benefit from sounding of the horn.

Hash Flash - This Hasher has the responsibility of taking photos of Chardonnay hashers during the run and the lip session. They should also publicise these photos by emailing other Hashers, sending to the ON SEC for inclusion in the Trash, or by providing CDs at the end of the year.

Web Wanker - Is responsible for the maintaining of Chardonnay Web activities, posting of photo's for Web access. Current Web activities are Facebook Group and Chardonnay Blog.