Monday, 18 September 2017

Chardonnay's Maximum r#n

Run No.1042 Thursday 21tst September

Location: The Queens Head Hotel (click on this link for directions)

The Hares: Maximus {and Johnny FC has been nominated to do the r#n report}

Cost: $15 – Food Provided –  Buy Ya Own drinks

Time: 6:30pm for the 6:31pm start.

Monday, 11 September 2017

Chardonnay's r#n in an envelope

Run No.1041 Thursday 14th September

Location: The Civic Club (click on this link for directions)

Special Envelope R#n – 50 years of hashing

The Hares: Chris Miss {and TPot has been nominated to do the r#n report}

Cost: $15 – Food Provided –  Buy Ya Own drinks

Time: 6:30pm for the 6:31pm start.

Monday, 4 September 2017

Chardonnay's Growling pussy r#n

Run No.1040 Thursday 7th September

Location: The Maypole Hotel (upstairs room) (click on this link for directions)

The Hares: Growler {and Morticia has been nominated to do the r#n report}

Cost: $15 – Food Provided –  Buy Ya Own drinks

Time: 6:30pm for the 6:31pm start.

Monday, 28 August 2017

Chardonnay's Indian Twinkle

Run No.1039 Thursday 31st of August

Location: Little India (Crn Harrington & Collins St) (click on this link for directions)

The Hares: Twinkle Toes {and Dodi has been nominated to do the r#n report}

Cost: $15 – Food Provided –  Bring Ya Own drinks

Time: 6:30pm for the 6:31pm start.

Sunday, 20 August 2017

Chardonnay's Playing Hooky R#n

Run No.1038 Thursday 24th of August

Location: 74 Hookey Street, Rokeby (click on this link for directions)

The Hares: Satin & Pee Wee {and Twin Cones has been nominated to do the r#n report}

Cost: $15 – Food Provided –  Bring Ya Own drinks

Time: 6:30pm for the 6:31pm start.

Sunday, 13 August 2017

Chardonnays Dini arranged r#n

Run No.1036 Thursday 10th of August

Location: 142 Risdon Road, Lutana. (click on this link for directions)

The Hares: Lone Arranger {and Cereal Box has been nominated to do the r#n report}

Cost: $15 – Food Provided –  Bring Ya Own drinks

Time: 6:30pm for the 6:31pm start.

Wednesday, 9 August 2017

Chardonnays Dini arranged r#n

Run No.1036 Thursday 10th of August

Location: 142 Risdon Road, Lutana. (click on this link for directions)

The Hares: Lone Arranger {and Cereal Box has been nominated to do the r#n report}

Cost: $15 – Food Provided –  Bring Ya Own drinks

Time: 6:30pm for the 6:31pm start.

Monday, 31 July 2017

Chardonnays Retired Hashers League r#n

Run No.1035 Thursday 3rd of August

Location: Glenorchy RSL – 320 Main Rd. (click on this link for directions)

The Hares: Hands On (BHB) {and Red Dress has been nominated to do the r#n report}

Cost: $15 – Food Provided –  Buy Ya Own drinks

Time: 6:30pm for the 6:31pm start.

Tuesday, 25 July 2017

Chardonnays Carcass root r#n

Run No.1034 Thursday 27th of July

Location: Wagon & Horses Hotel, North Hobart. (click on this link for directions)

The Hares: Johnny FC & Twin Cones {and Captain Condom has been nominated to do the r#n report}

Cost: $15 – Food Provided –  Buy Ya Own drinks

Time: 6:30pm for the 6:31pm start.

Tuesday, 18 July 2017

Chardonnay's Tour de Piss 2017

Run No.1033 Thursday 20th of July

The Tour dePiss

Theme: Bike gear must be worn – break out your best lycra and look the part.

Cost: $20 – Food & Piss Stop’s Provided – Buy Ya Own Grog at the bar (if you still need a drink)

Location: The Hotel Valern, Moonah. (click on this link for directions)

The Hares: Grizzly {and Dyke has been nominated to do the r#n report}

Cost: $20 – Food Provided –  Bring Ya Own drinks

Time: 6:30pm for the 6:31pm start.

Sunday, 9 July 2017

Chardonnay's Birthday Bash

Run No.1032 Thursday 13th of July

Location: The Civic Club (click on this link for directions)

Mandatory Fancy Dress: Hash like an Egyptian

The Hares: Goblet & Crusha {and Lone Arranger has been nominated to do the r#n report}

Cost: $15 – Food Provided –  Bring Ya Own drinks

Time: 6:30pm for the 6:31pm start.

Monday, 3 July 2017

Chardonnay's Pork Mudi r#n

Run No.1031 Thursday 6th of July

Location: Bes Mudi restaurant 309 Cambridge Rd Mornington. (click on this link for directions)

The Hares: Porksword {and Krancase has been nominated to do the r#n report}

Cost: $15 – Food Provided –  Bring Ya Own drinks

Time: 6:30pm for the 6:31pm start.

Sunday, 25 June 2017

Chardonnay's Golden Arches Church r#n

Run No.1030 Thursday 29th of June

Location: The Bridgewater Hash Church (Urang’s church behind McDonalds Bridgewater  - Click on this link for directions)

The Hares: In the Raw {and Jafa has been nominated to do the r#n report}

Cost: $15 – Food Provided –  Bring Ya Own drinks

Time: 6:30pm for the 6:31pm start.

Sunday, 18 June 2017

Chardonnay's may Buddha pole Argue r#n

Run No.1029 Thursday 22nd of June

Location: The Maypole Hotel (Click on this link for directions)

The Hares: Argue & Buddha {and Crusha has been nominated to do the r#n report}

Cost: $15 – Food Provided –  Buy Ya Own drinks

Time: 6:30pm for the 6:31pm start.

Wednesday, 14 June 2017

Chardonnays RSL Drawbridge r#n

Run No.1028 Thursday 15th of June

Location: The Lenah Valley RSL (Click on this link for directions)

The Hare: Drawbridge {and Crusha has been nominated to do the r#n report}

Cost: $15 – Food Provided –  Buy Ya Own drinks

Time: 6:30pm for the 6:31pm start.

Friday, 25 January 2013

Chardonnay Mismanagement 2017

Grand Master - Red Dress
Joint Masters - Lone Arranger and Twinkle Toes
On Sec - Prick It
Hash Cash - BSB and Softy
Hash Hops - Uber and Herr Flick
Tucker F*ckers - TAP, Nuetron Piss and Cummunion
Hash Lips - Arsenist and Grizzly
Trailmaster - Growler
Hash Flash - Mumbler and the Prison Mob
Hash Horn - Chris Miss

Monday, 28 February 2011

Chardonnay's Iconic 2011 Nash Hash Run

The Chardonnay team has successfully completed there Iconic Nash Hash Run. With the assistance of Chris Miss, Hamburglar, Softy, A Bit Of This, Psycho, Red Dress, Prickit, Goblet, That Prick Over There, Dirty Dero Dave, Jack Sh#t, Nuetron Piss, Top Dek, Aa Soo, Pullit, Grass Roots, Arse Cutter, Magpie, Scrotum and Dodi this Nash Hash Run did the Chardonnay Club extremely proud.

All members of this team performed the allocated tasks in a positive and a helpful manner and all visitors were very satisfied. With Cameo performances from Herr Flick and Grizzly during the lip sessions the day went of without a blemish.

I would like to personally and publicly thank all of the above mentioned hashers for their endevors on the day. I would also like to that the support that was provided from the Nash Hash Organising Committee. Chardonnay is a great club and the traditions that Chardonnay has developed need to be preserved and were clearly a stand out during the Lip Session.

Thank You

On On Captain Condom

Thursday, 21 May 2009

Facebook

Chardonnay is now available on Facebook. Click on the link below.

Chardonnay Facebook

Saturday, 1 March 2008

Achievements

1000 runs
900 runs Captain Condom,
800 runs Crusha, Can't Stop, Herr Flick
700 runs Portholes, Snack Bar, Growler, Trust Me, Prick It,
600 runs Pee Wee, Goblet, Pole Dancer, Red Dress, Scrotum,
500 runs Dirty Dero Dave, Swallow, Pork Sword, Spoof, Hands On Big Hairy Balls, Neutron Piss, Satin
450 runs Banger Dan, Chris Miss, Jack Sh!t, Grizzly, Lone Arranger,
Softy,
400 runs Hamburglar, Cereal Box, 
350 runs Argue, Buddha, Drawbridge,
300 runs Pullit, Psycho Sally, Wee Bev, Dodi, Zero, Bloody Mary, TopDek, Just Once, Nancy Boy,
250 runs Sticky Mickey, Sweet Cheeks, Tit's A Plenty,  Bucket, Morticia, Arse Cutter, Brazilian, TPOT, Twinkle Toes, Yeti,
200 runs  Yes Please, Thunderbox, Chockablock, Wet n Wobbly, Back Alley, Third Time Lucky, Hi Ho, Clearfell, Cumming Soon, Grass Roots, Krankcase,
150 runs Wrinkle, Tits Up, Eager, Barbie's Chatterbox, Smallgoods, Milky Bar, Mt Carmel, Fawlty, Dog Sh!t, Sweet FA, Scary Eyeball, Cant Run, Dyke, In The Raw,
100 runs A Bit of This, Centrefold, Ribald, Rootless, Dirty Patti, Thrillseeker, Sh!t Loads, Sugar Babe, Tight Spot, Short Circuit, Snyphilis, Arsenist, Blood Sucking Bitch
50 runs Vegie, Mortein, Souvenir, Defurred, Gap Filler, Sonar, Aa Soo, Discount, Arse About, Magpie, Derbs,  Jim Beam, Didn't Do It, Spread Easy,   KKK, Splash Back, Love Shack, Azaria, Bugger Off, Geeveston Fanny, Love Shack, Grease Nipple, Rootarua, Johnny Fuckacarcus

If you know of other Achievements make a comment and we will adjust as soon as possible.

Thursday, 1 November 2007

Committee Position Guidelines

Grand Master - This is a Honourary position and should be given in recognition of the contribution that this person has made to Chardonnay. The Grand Master is the figurehead of the club and only guides the JMs if necessary.

A GM should be a Chardonnay hasher who has achieved over 200 runs and has been active over the previous year.

Joint Masters - These two hashers are responsible for running the club for the following year and selecting the incumming committee. These hashers are responsible for organising , the Highland Fling, Christmas Run, The AGPU and other major milestone runs.

On Sec - This hasher is responsible for the weekly production of the Hash Trash, either by electronic or printed production.

Hash Cash - This Hasher has the responsibility of collecting monies from Hashers on a weekly basis. This Hasher also pays the bills, food, grog etc. All monies going in and out are to be accounted for. This Hasher also keeps tabs on run numbers, individually, for the club and badging. Badges are then given to the Grand Master to present when milestones are achieved.

Hash Lips - These people are responsible for running the Hash Circle. They highlight events on the run or humourous events involving hashers during the week. They are to be mindful of Chardonnay tradition and insist that all skols should be of cheap wine and the black box should be in use for milestones and major misdemeanours. Above all else they should make us laugh and sing, and should be given respect during the Hash Circle.

Trail Master - This Hasher is responsible for the organising of hares for weekly runs. This Hasher should also ensure that the hasher setting the run knows what they are doing. It is not acceptable just to organise who sets the run. One should consider varied terrain to run in, and using experienced Hares to help guide newer members when setting runs. The setting of a good trail is the most important part of a Hash event.

Hash Horn - Is about being loud on the run so that the slower runners can hash and catch up. The Horn should not be squeezed when not on trail. This hasher should not hash, but try to stay near the middle of the pack so that others may benefit from sounding of the horn.

Hash Flash - This Hasher has the responsibility of taking photos of hash activities during the run and the lip session, later uploading them to Chardonnay's Picasa web albums.

Web Wanker - Is responsible for the maintaining of Chardonnay Web activities, posting of photo's for Web access. Current Web activities are Facebook Group and Chardonnay Blog.